Distinguished Friends,

IF YOU LIVE IN AMERICA. Guys I'm in a psychological research design class and need anyone who is American to take this amazingly awesome 10 question survey:  Seriously, it's university-sponsored so you don't have to worry about ads or nigerian kings giving away free cash.

My team and I need 100+ responses by Friday so it's pretty brutal. If you feel extra awesome, you can have grandma take this survey! Or you can show off how cool and academic you are by having your friends take the survey! Survey party, perhaps?! The possibilities never end.

But seriously, we need 100+ responses and every response counts. Thanks so much guys, you're awesome.

Вы все малодцы! ;]